masooonderulo:

things that should not concern u:
- the length of a woman’s skirt
- the tightness of a woman’s top
- how many people a woman has slept with

things that should concern u:
- america’s gun laws
- that u haven’t petted enough dogs today
- harry potter named a kid albus severus

(via andallthatmishigas)

destinyofself:

justlearningasigo:

You gotta be kiddin’ me

sick

Nice pun
darklittlefaun:

methbusters:

moresongsaboutbuildings:

theneolistickid:

Bats illuminated by lightning

THIS IS WHAT LOVE LOOKS LIKE.

Goth

This is actually really cool
condom:

damn
mattzhealy:

wow okay. i’m not even going to try and keep this brief because i am seriously shaking so bad. alright so basically back in june i saw fall out boy and afterwards i met joe, pete, and patrick. patrick was on vocal rest at the time but i had written a letter for him and at the end i put my twitter handle and just told him to dm me or something if he ever had a spare second. i haven’t thought about it basically since i gave him the letter, and then today i looked down at my phone and saw this. i honestly can’t even express what this means to me, that he kept my letter around for nearly 4 months so he could read it and then actually went to the trouble to go on my twitter and dm me. wow i am not even breathing patrick stump is literally the greatest human being and probably my biggest hero at this point i am just
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